Yunjae UFO replies

Fan: GO OUT GO OUT GO OUT! tell us the truth, you (YunJae) are going out, aren’t you?
Jaejoong: I dont know, we might be.
After a few moments, Jaejoong came back with a second reply
Jaejoong: Oppa had arranged a date with U-Know!!

Fan: I read fanfic - Thorn Year. Has Jaejoong and Yunho read it before? I'm going to cry, it's too sad..
Jaejoong: Isn't that lemon/H-rated (meaning R-rated)?!?! How old are you to read that?

YEAH SCANDALOUS RESPONSE :D
Actually, I've seen a bit of this manhwa and it was....well...you know.
And if Jae knows about this, it probably meant that he'd read it and that means.... :O:O:O

Fan: Why don’t Oppa and I have a passionate night together yeh?
Jae: Oppa already got plans with Yunho

Fan: Jaejoong Oppa, you’re so mean! You only act cute with Yunho oppa, do it to me too!
Jae: Oh Wuli (our) beautiful (fan) is jealous? Here, I’ll act cute in front of you too
Yunho: Don’t snatch wuli (our) Jae!!!
Yoochun: How about Me? Me? Me? You don’t want to ask me to be cute too?

Fan: Yesterday I saw Yunho’s younger sister, she’s so pretty!! BiangBiangBiang
Yunho: That’s because younger sister looks like me, that’s why she’s pretty ^^. You live in Gwang Ju?
Jae: – I really don’t understand what they’re doing but they’re doing- BiangBiangBiang
Fan: BiangBiangBiang! Don’t imitate me!! I live in XXXX Gwang Ju.
Jae: BiangBiangBiang! Hehe, make me stop, don’t seduce wuli (our) Yunho in Gwang Ju.

Fan: Jaejoong Oppa, do something about Yunho oppa! No matter how many times I texted Yunho oppa there’s no response. my friend said she got his reply, why is it like this!
Jae: I’m really sorry, I can’t control my man. You’re better off caring about me ^^

Fan: Jaejoong-ah! Yunho is mine, gimme!
Jae: Yunho is a bit expensive ah.

Fan: Yunho is mine~
Yunho: I’m yours~ I’m going to get scolded by Jaejoong ah.

Fan: Oppa!!! Play with me!!
Yunho: Ok~ Let's play! What should we play?
Fan: JaeJoong oppa! YunHo oppa said he'd play with me!
Jaejoong: Humph Fine have fun (*dryly*)! If I ever catch that husband

Fan: I don’t care, even in my dreams I want to be hit by Yunho oppa, at least once!
Jae: hmph! Why? It really hurts! Bear with it! haha, I got experience~